My Random Funny Thoughts !

in #humor7 years ago

If Orlando's shooter does not represent all the Muslims, why the Las Vegas striker represents all the gunmen?

When the bullets started flying in Las Vegas none of the police officers took a knee.

SNL's Michael Che said that President Trump is a "cheap cracker" and if a conservative comedian on the national television station referred to President Obama's racial defamation, did they still have jobs

The CBS exec who said she had no sympathy for Las Vegas victims is now upset because no one has any sympathy for her for being fired.

The AntiFa continue to use fascist street tactics to fight fascism.

Che Guevara just another mass murdering communist idolized by Left.

Berny Sanders says, “Nobody working forty hours per week should live in poverty.” One way to accomplish that would be to stop stealing their money and giving it to people who work zero hours per week.

If the Democrats stop shooting, the number of deaths will drop by 90%.

Democrat response to Las Vegas, “We have no idea how to stop the carnage in Chicago, or Baltimore, or DC where all our gun control fantasies are already law. Now give up your guns.”

America is third in the world for murders. But if you give up Chicago, Detroit, DC and New Orleans;all democrat controlled for generations and all with strict gun control America drops to the fourth from the bottom of that list.

The Progressives tell us that Socialism is the answer. Hitler – 21 million dead. Mao – 49 million dead. Stalin – 62 million dead.

Fracking has cut more CO2 than all of the renewable energy boondoggles combined.

Congress exempts its laws, such as Obamacare and insider trading.

Why don’t we see NFL players taking a knee to protest all the women who have been abused by NFL players?

Democrats want to conduct extensive background checks on Americans who want to buy guns, but also allow tens of thousands of Syrian refugees to enter the country without any review procedures.

Democrats carry signs that say, “Share the wealth!” Funny we never see them carry signs saying, “Share the work!”

A press that lies to you is not a free press but instead a propaganda tool for groups that want to manipulate you and advance their own agenda.

According to the Media “There is an outrageous gun lobby infecting our national debate!” Since 1998 the NRA has donated 3.5 million to members of Congress! That’s 190,000 per year spread out of an average of 400 races. Planned Parenthood spent 38 million last year alone. According to the Media, “There’s nothing to see here, move along.”

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"America is third in the world for murders. But if you give up Chicago, Detroit, DC and New Orleans;all democrat controlled for generations and all with strict gun control America drops to the fourth from the bottom of that list." hmm I doubt that, that's so hard to believe. Source?

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