Conspiracy time #3 the undeniable kooks series. THE MOON DOES NOT EXIST!

Conspiracy time, c'mon inform your friends, we're going to very, crazy lands, with Ziga the idiot and weird ass kooks, conspiracies never end, it's conspiracy time!

If cheetah comes, it's because this is from my other blog-.- + all linked

I love these conspiracy theories, because they are usually funny or give you cancer. Please read this with caution as you will most likely wake up less intelligent and remain like that for ages. It’s also very funny and I will add some commentary.

THE MOON HOAX!

In 1995, the American Historical Association, in an attempt to stifle revisionist scholarship, marked the 50th anniversary of the defeat of Nazism with a resolution calling on scholars to "initiate plans now to study the significance of the Holocaust." This, however, was not enough of a blow to free academic discourse for the enemies of truth. The president of the AHA, William Leuchtenburg, was asked why the resolution did not go so far as to explicitly recognize the Holocaust as a fact of history. He answered that for a group of historians to say that there had been a Holocaust was tantamount to "an organization of astronomers saying there is a moon."

I can not, can not comprehend this idiocy!

While, on the surface, this appears as nothing more than a shameless attempt to trivialize and thereby discredit the work of revisionists, it nonetheless got me to thinking: why did this historian single out the moon? Why would a scholar, so familiar with academic standards of evidence, use such language to imply that the existence of the moon, unlike any other issue, was a given and not subject to proof? What, in other words, was he trying to hide?
It was then that I embarked on my research, which has led me to this day when I can confidently make the following assertion: The Moon does not exist. As I realize this revelation may appear shocking to the average reader, allow me to repeat it:
The Moon does not exist!
This is no lie. Until recently, I, too, believed in the traditional, establishment view of the moon. But any thinking person, untainted by the biases imposed on us by the controlled media, will have no choice but to reach the conclusion I did once faced with the facts described in this account.

God damnit my brain hurts. I can confidently say, you are a KOOK. The moon doesn’t exist people!

Before we present our proof, we must, of necessity, examine the standard lies and logical games, repeated and rehashed ad nauseam by the Astronomically Correct establishment, and how they are used to silence opposition over the question of the moon.

There is need for questioning the existence of the moon? Seriously?

What evidence do we have that there really is a moon?

You can see it. Yes I can.

But don’t all qualified scientists and astronomers agree that there is a moon? Because there is.

But who could or would perpetrate such a hoax? Nobody, because it would be pointless?

What about that "moon landing" that took place in 1969, and all of the subsequent "moon landings", as well as pictures taken by satellites and telescopes?
Take a telescope and look at it.

But don’t the astronauts who claim to have walked on the moon count as eyewitnesses?
They do.

And what about the "moon rocks" that these astronauts brought back with them?
They are likely to be rocks from the moon?

Hasn’t the moon been mentioned in texts and literature throughout history?
Yes it was.

But what motive could someone have for falsifying the moon?
Literally none you kook.

But the Moon was worshipped by the ancients, long before there was the technology to create such a hoax.
Indeed.

What about references to the moon in the Bible?
Surely a hoax!

The tides of the oceans are created by the gravitational pull of the moon.
Physics man.

Okay, but I still find this all hard to believe. What evidence do you have that there is no moon?
I’m looking forward to this!!

http://www.revisionism.nl/Moon/Moon3.htm

I swear to god, please read this shit hahah!

http://www.revisionism.nl/Moon/Moonphoto.htm

Photographic proof! By all mean these two links are enough, if you want to read more, read it at his page. I warned you of severe brain damage, so proceed with caution.

Since there is so much undeniable proof of the moon being a hoax I’m out of commentary. Except I’m not! It’s not a fucking hoax, nobody would profit from it, it’s there, it’s always been there, we can go there, we understand it.

Please. I beg you to not reproduce. I can’t even. My hutr brains.. I ned doktor. Pls help. Cats aren’t real. Squirrels rul the world.

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http://www.revisionism.nl/Moon/The-Mad-Revisionist.htm

http://www.revisionism.nl/Moon/Moon3.htm

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