Once upon a time when I used to share a room with my brother, whenever he was saying something I wasn't interested in, I'd tell him to stop and look around. When he did, I would then tell him the number of fucks he saw looking around were the exact number I gave about what he was saying. Lol

I did this a few times, and it usually shut him up. Then, one day, as he prattled on about something that yet again did not interest me, I told him to look around and check for fucks I gave. My brother stood up slowly, a smug smile on his face. I didn't get what was going on. He pointed a finger to the wall and asked me to see what was on it. I obliged.

My brother had actually scribbled the word 'fuck' on the wall. And it was everywhere! He pointed here and there, and everywhere I looked there was the word 'Fuck'. LOL.

I never used that line on him since then, and whenever I remember that story, it cracks me up big time 😂😂😂

Writer: oluwatobi Faderera