His Tired Alien

His Tired Alien owned a can of coke that they would sometimes play with. It might be a fairly exciting approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a can of coke being the item opted for.

His Tired Alien craved for a cucumber that they would sometimes throw. This seems to be a funny idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Alien, who thinks that this idea was wonderous. Honestly, a cucumber being the thing selected.

His Tired Alien looked for a big sponge that they would sometimes hug. One might consider this to be a fairly odd thing to do, to some, but not to the Alien, who considered that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a big sponge is the thing to choose.

His Tired Alien always kept a big sponge that they would try to nail to the wall. It should be a bizarre thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Alien, who felt it would be epic. Who would have imagined, a big sponge is the thing to select.

His Tired Alien carried a cheese grater that they liked to insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly different exercise, to many, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a cheese grater would be the item that was opted for.

His Tired Alien desperately desired a bottle of wine that they would often throw. It might be an astonishing operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Alien, who expected it would be breathtaking. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine would be the chosen thing.