Could Apple Be Going Blockchain?

Apple has always been known for their sleek designs, user friendly software, compatibility, and innovation in the market. With the recent explosion in crypto currencies on television and social social media it would come to no surprise for this corporate giant to adapt this technology.

Earlier this week the Apple CEO and co-founder Steve Jobs held a short conference and Q&A at their Silicon Valley headquarters talking about their future with blockchain. This is what he had to say, “The world is constantly changing, everyday a new idea is born and with the birth of a new idea comes new innovations. These innovations bring promise and hope that we can make the world a smaller and better place.”

He went on to say “We are always looking into these projects to advance our own technology and I believe that blockchain is the solution. Now you may be asking yourself, Steve why blockchain? The answer to that is simple Lambos and easy money. Think about it if you would have invested $100 into Bitcoin in 2009 you’d have all the bitches today. Don’t worry we have a radical idea that I think you’ll all enjoy. We are in the process of creating the iToken. The iToken will have a blockchain ecosystem that stands out from any other token. We are goin to implement AI smart contracts utilizing our Siri AI program to help make building onto our blockchain as easy as sending a text. Also we will have the strongest blockchain by forcing every apple product in circulation into our network to confirm transactions eliminating the need for miners and transaction fees. Once we are done with all of the necessary coding we will send out an update that will automatically add the iToken wallet to your wallet app. Also we will leave our picture application off of the blockchain to eliminate the possibility of child porn on our ledger, Kodak already patented that. Any questions?”

After hours of applause the first questioned was asked. “How will we be able to use the iToken?” asked a reporter, “At this point of development I can’t give many details but what I can say is that getting extra lives in candy crush will be easier than ever.” Steve replied winking at the reporter. Then he was asked “How much will an iToken cost?” To which he replied “Double the going price of Bitcoin at the launch of the ICO. I know that sounds high but if you look at my Fibonacci triangle you’ll see that in a matter of weeks the iToken will go to the moon and you’ll be ballin.” Another reporter stood up and asked “How can we opt our devices out of being apart of the iToken blockchain?” Smiling Steve answered “Fuck you that’s how bitch. I own you and you agree to that every time you agree to an update. I’m done answering your stupid questions, PEACE.”

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