Jokes so bad you'll just #1

in #funny9 years ago (edited)
  1. Two peanuts were walking down a spooky road at night… One was assaulted.

  2. A termite walks into a bar room and asks, “Is the bar tender here?”

  3. “Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.” “Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.”

  4. What’s brown and sticky? A stick.

  5. Why are proctologists so gloomy? They always have the end in sight.

  6. What do you call a sleepwalking nun? Roamin’ Catholic

  7. What do you call a guy who never farts in public? A private tutor.

  8. What do you call spending the afternoon with a cranky rabbit? A bad hare day.

  9. What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing stupid, apples don’t talk.

  10. What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him out for a drag.

  11. Why can’t a chicken coop have more than 2 doors? Because if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan.

  12. Famous last words of a mafia hitman: “Who put the violin in the violin case?”

  13. How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb?

  14. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

  15. What’s brown and sounds like a bell? Dung.

  16. Have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? That’s because he hides well.

  17. Where do kings keep their armies? In their sleevies.

  18. Why don’t anteaters get sick? Because they’re full of anty-bodies.

  19. What do you call a pop star who makes honey?Bee-yonce!

  20. What did the British cereal say?Cheerio!

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