Jokes so bad you'll just #1
Two peanuts were walking down a spooky road at night… One was assaulted.
A termite walks into a bar room and asks, “Is the bar tender here?”
“Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.” “Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.”
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
Why are proctologists so gloomy? They always have the end in sight.
What do you call a sleepwalking nun? Roamin’ Catholic
What do you call a guy who never farts in public? A private tutor.
What do you call spending the afternoon with a cranky rabbit? A bad hare day.
What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing stupid, apples don’t talk.
What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him out for a drag.
Why can’t a chicken coop have more than 2 doors? Because if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan.
Famous last words of a mafia hitman: “Who put the violin in the violin case?”
How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb?
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.
What’s brown and sounds like a bell? Dung.
Have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? That’s because he hides well.
Where do kings keep their armies? In their sleevies.
Why don’t anteaters get sick? Because they’re full of anty-bodies.
What do you call a pop star who makes honey?Bee-yonce!
What did the British cereal say?Cheerio!
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These jokes are still something :D