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What is the Difference between Wife and Girlfriend?
Great Thought in Modified Version....
Wife is like a TV and Girlfriend is like a MOBILE.
At home you watch TV,
but when you go out you take your MOBILE.
Sometimes you enjoy TV.
But most of the time, you play with your MOBILE.
TV is (as good as) free for life.
But for the MOBILE, if you don't pay, the services will be terminated.
TV is big, bulky and most of the time old.
But the MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy, replaceable and portable.
Operational costs for TV is often acceptable.
But for the MOBILE, it is often high and demanding.
TV has a remote.
But MOBILE doesn't.
Most importantly, MOBILE is a two-way communication (you talk and listen)
But with the TV, you MUST only listen (whether you want to or not)!!!!😝
Last but not least....!
Yet TV s are superior because
TVs don't have viruses,
but MOBILEs often do....!!!!😂
And mobiles can be easily hacked or stolen.
Take Care.
Stick to TV only..
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I know some people with two TVs and a couple phones.
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