shoplifting

Dave appeared in court , charged with shoplifting .

Judge asks his solicitor, as Dave is accused of stealing a tin of peaches , could you confirm how many peaches were there in the tin. 6 me Lord , replies the solicitor.

The judge sentences Dave , one day for each peach that was in the tin.

There is a commotion in the back of the courtroom,

Objection ! Me Lord ! says Dave's wife .

I want to bring to the court's attention that he also brought home a packet of a Hundreds and Thousands !