Comedy Open Mic 13

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Today while walking down the street, I saw two men arguing about money. Apparently someones money had fallen on the ground and both of them were claiming it. The argument went on for some time and I watched from a distance. After some time an old man passing by met them and tried to calm them down. The first man said "it is my money, I need it for transport to get home", the other said " it is mine it just fell out of my pocket". The old man took the thousand Naira bill and tore it I'm half. The whole congregation fell quiet. The two men removed their shirts ready to fight and the older man had to pay both in full.
I nominate @manze and @drzowy to participate in this week's contest. Thanks for reading.