DOES YOUR ROBOT DOG BITE?
No…(chomp!)
I thought you said your robot dog does not bite?!
That is not my robot dog.
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Ah, Boston Dynamics, what the ever-living-fuck are you doing? In case you aren’t aware, there is a company called Boston Dynamics. They’ve been around for a long time now. They build robots. At first they built clumsy robots.
Then they built less clumsy robots…
Then they built robots that can run, jump, keep their balance, even do back flips!
They come in two major styles. The man-shaped one and the dog-shaped one.
The dog-shaped one, the inspiration for the terrifying BLACK MIRROR episode Metalhead, will be going on sale next year. That’s right, on SALE! You can buy one at your local Boston Dynamics store, or probably through Amazon. Anyway, you can buy one if you want, and why wouldn’t you want to do that?
SpotMini is its name and isn’t it adorable?
Please don’t put guns on it. Please don’t put knives on it. Please don’t give it a taste for human flesh. Please?
I thought you said your robot dog does not terminate humans without mercy?
Я опасаюсь развития роботов, так как разделяю мнение некоторых людей о возможном их восстании перед человечеством
Meh, they should be making sex dolls instead. On the other hand I guess there is more dough in the military sector, since governments pay with other people's money...
Oh, I know, connect both worlds like in "Ghost in the Shell" and once Neuralink succeeds we could even ourselves become perfect bodied militarized androids. Bright future ahead.
Oh man, these robots are really great and so artistic in appearance, and now Artificial Intelligence is developing so rapidly that, we can expect the human form robots and difficult to identify who is human and who is robot. In my opinion this company have chose two unique design and dog shaped robot is more amazing to watch and literally speaking people can get scare with it if saw this stuff in place of dogs. And in my opinion future holds the great scope for the robotics and we can find them in every field and work. Thanks for sharing this post with us and wishing you an great day. Stay blessed. 🙂
These robots are amazing innovations, if properly utilized they can help enhance human labor and utilize productivity.
since when are things only used properly?
Amazing innovation
I saw the robot dog was able to run to the fridge and go get your beer, I suppose it could also be instructed to go get you your gun. But don't worry it does not seem to have a trigger finger so it can't shoot the gun, right?