Day-814-Freewrite Sunday Skiing
Below is my five minute #freewrite on today's prompt: skiing
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I've never been skiing, snow or water skiing. Fat people shouldn't ski, if anything, fat people should roll down a hill. Heaven forbid I try water skiing, nobody wants to see the Michelin man's fat tires wobbling across the water trying to attract a hippopotamus. The last time I was at the beach, these people kept pushing me in the water while saying, "clear his blow hole before he dies", they thought I was a fucking whale! I've been fat my whole life and it's only kept me from doing one thing, but who wants to jump out of a fucking airplane anyway! Have a great week Freewriters, don't forget to use hive-161155 as your first tag.
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"Fat people shouldn't ski, if anything, fat people should roll down a hill"
It is good to start the day with a big laugh and this is my case when reading your occurrences. I liked your writing and I hope to continue reading much more.
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Thank you @oneray, I enjoy making people laugh. 😁
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Thank you for the good laugh. You could be an instructor like @fitinfunfood no need to be able to ski and free food. 😁
Happy day.
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I wish I could teach like @fitinfunfood, she's awesome. 💕
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@wonderwop Give it a try!/
I think you should do whatever you wanted to do. Happy new year!!!
Happy New Year to you too @isgledysduarte 💕
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