You draw perform and incredible spinnng sword attack: Wow, you little sneak! You took the enemy off guard and totally slived that shit up! You land a hit of 10 points, you ninja!
You draw your sword and perform a powerful overhead swing: Whaaaaaat? INCREDIBLE! You run up to the enemy and deliver a blow that makes the earth shudder and the sound impact is heard even in the villages far beyond the Horizon. Are you Achilles? Your enemy is destroyed by the monstrous blow that delivers a hit of 12 points. Songs of Glory will praise your name and Legends will tell the story of this battle.
First Attack!
10+2(Helm)+11(life bonus)=23
!openpockets
Bamm! Obtained item 3: Clock! +1 to players hit!

Most Excellent! Here goes nothing!
!warriorslash
You draw your sword and perform a powerful overhead swing:

Whaaaaaat? INCREDIBLE! You run up to the enemy and deliver a blow that makes the earth shudder and the sound impact is heard even in the villages far beyond the Horizon. Are you Achilles? Your enemy is destroyed by the monstrous blow that delivers a hit of 12 points. Songs of Glory will praise your name and Legends will tell the story of this battle.
Taste the power of Oblivion you geriatric hack!
Second Attack!
12+2(helm)+1(clock)+11(life bonus)= 26
Final roll verified and validated, your score is 26. We'll see how this holds up.
Great job! Heckz will be tough to beat