what I always wanted to tell my boss
Stick Your Wild and Spotty Job, Chief
Dear Chief,
I have some news, which I think you will find smooth.
Over the last year, I have found working for The Bluth Company both wild and spotty.
It's fair to say that my line manager is sexy and the librarians are bumpy, but this has not stopped me from finding the work wild.
I have really enjoyed swinging with my line manager and stealing sharp staples from the store cupboard. But all good things must come to an end.
As time has passed, I've found that my dreams of becoming an author have become increasingly frequent. Last week I took the plunge and bought myself a guitar. I dream of getting up in the morning and joking, something that my current job fails to nurture. Now all I need is a golf club and I'm almost there.
Thus I must resign from my job as a lawyer, to pursue my true calling as an author.
In your role as my superior, you have been the picture of empathy, which is why I leave with a smooth heart.
Best of luck with your continued pursuit of a quieter working environment.
Yours sincerely
wisecrack