The poem to rule them all
The Teenager and the Lady
Rhyming Couplet Ideas
by wisecrack
See the waddling of the teenager,
I think he's angry at the ursa major.
He finds it hard to see the octopus,
Overshadowed by the spruce platypus.
Who is that sneering near the net?
I think she'd like to eat the piet.
She is but a heavy lady,
Admired as she sits upon an eydie.
Her smooth car is just a lion,
It needs no gas, it runs on california dandelion.
She's not alone she brings a horse,
a pet rabbit, and lots of vital force.
The rabbit likes to chase a salt,
Especially one that's in the ribbed vault.
The teenager shudders at the big bowl
He want to leave but she wants the seoul.