Stupid Questions 291

American model Erin Thumann, and “Dung-Puncher” are not really mentioned much in this edition of the series. Nothing here but more stupid questions. Here they are, dudes and dudettes:

“What’s Your Fantasy?”

Does my bringing back the Supergirl tradition work for anyone?

Robin asked: Should a husband defend his wife from insults from his mother? (Sometimes questions are not always stupid.)

If a heterosexual man inadvertantly falls in love with a pre-op transexual and soon chooses to perform fellation on his partner, even chooses to let his partner top him, then what happens after the operation? Does the man, now accepting of a penis, suddenly revert to being a top again or does he now choose to take a gay male lover because he now enjoys c*ck?

Am I alone in thinking we could right the human gene pool simply by going into all the elementary schools and handing out free Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups and Payday candy bars?

Does anyone ever really research the quoted terms in the introduction?

“Ain’t That Lovin’ You, Baby?”

What part of the word “illegal” do some people STILL not get? (En Espanol: ¿Qué parte “illegal” no lo entiendes?)

Would you really care if I ever forgot to include lesbians?

Does it p*ss you off when you go online to ill out a employment application and you actually have to create an account first?

Does anyone miss the butt stuff when it isn’t included?

Dave D. asked: Why do I always get behind the person that obviously seems to be refinancing their mortgage at the ATM?

Does anyone know about the trick with the blindfold, restraints, knife, ice and credit card?

BONUS STUPID QUESTION: Did you hear about the older man who named his p*nis “COVID”?
(He named it COVID because it spends most of its time in the old, sick, and vulnerable.)

“You Want Some Butt Sex?” (Would I be giving or receiving?)

BONUS STUPID QUESTION 2: If Lizzo is so beautiful, why do women always get angry when I tell them: “You look like Lizzo”?

Are any of you tired of these stupid questions yet?

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