Stupid Questions 282

Canadian singer-songwriter Grimes, and “the ‘Just the Tip’ Clit Rub” aren’t mentioned in this edition of the series. Nothing here but more stupid questions. Here they are, folks:

“Don't You Want Me?”

Robin asked: When nobody wakes you up in the morning, and when nobody waits for you at night, and when you can do whatever you want, what do you call it, freedom or loneliness?

What kind of stupid questions do you readers prefer in general? (No gag. I am simply curious.)

How many of you guys have earned your red wings?

We all know about girls with “daddy issues” but are there guys with “mommy issues”?

Guys, have you ever gone out of your way to flirt with a woman who is not all that attractive only to have her shoot you down because your effort to be nice backfired on you and now she thinks even more highly of herself than she should?

What part of the word “illegal” do some people STILL not get? (En Espanol: ¿Qué parte “illegal” no lo entiendes?)

“Who'll Stop the Rain?”

Does anyone have any fetishes they think are so out there that they can only fantasize about but are afraid to even discuss with anyone?

Brandy asked: Why is bacteria on Mars “proof of life” but a “heartbeat” isn’t on Earth?

Can you go to a high school reunion to pick up chicks if you are home schooled?

What inventor nicknamed his children “Dot” and “Dash”?
(Thomas Edison)

Would you care if I ever forgot to include lesbians?

Megan asked: What would you ask for, if you knew the answer would be “Yes”?

Does anyone miss the foot fetish questions when they aren’t included?

Are any of you tired of these stupid questions yet?

“(What's So Funny 'Bout) Peace, Love And Understanding?”

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