Dr. Suess, Dan and SteemIt. (2nd Try)

I thought it was cute, 

                       I thought it was funny, 

                                              I posted it before, but it didn't make money.

(Trying it again with better formatting and pictures)

Would you like to join our team?
                                    It's your chance to earn some Steem.
Steem is here, it’s a kind of money, you might earn if your post is funny.

He is Dan, @DantheMan,
             He does not like memes and spam.

                     Would you like to write a note?  
                                   Would you like to earn a vote?
                                                       Would you like Ned to vote, then post the content that you wrote.

Have you ever caught a whale?  You better write an excellent tale
                                Add a picture it is fun, post it up there when you’re done

From there to here, from here to there, excellent content everywhere
                                   Would you like to make a buck? Please make sure your posts don’t suck.

You can write them on your phone, You can write them with a tone,
                                         You can post them here or there, just make sure the tags are there.

If you posted don’t just wait, read some content on this date.
                                        Comment, comment, make some friends, if you goof make amends
Vote, Vote, Vote, help the minnows, help the whales without each other we all fail
                                                      If you try, than try again, find success and we all win!!

Like my post? be sure to vote, make a comment, give a toast, Hurry Minnows, hurry whales, I must go and write some tales.   

(All art was carefully gathered from free clipart)

I know this one is corny, but I will be taking technical articles and rewriting them with a Dr. Suess tone!  What is not quality about that???