I LOVE YOU
Well is this the end of it all? You are there and I am here and we are both nothing but specks of dust in the unfathomed distance of the heavens. What? Do you still feel like fighting for what you lost?
Ha good wine. Sweet nectar of the gods. Let me pull this belt, zip down and give my balls some air. Oh yes, this is good living. What? I am mad? Na darling, I am tired. I am tired of you trying to make me into what I am not.
You'd think that love would bring some element of compatibility but no! You cannot abide my presence despite your love for me. Hey waiter! Let me have a plate of fresh fish pepper soup, a bottle of cold Guinness stout, a rolled up blunt and less noise.
Look at your face. You are about to have a coronary. Darling get over yourself. Oh man you are fast. Thanks, here's for your troubles. Cool dude eh? Stop frowing babe, this is supposed to be a vacation.
Oya drag this blunt. It will mellow you out. I know you have never smoked before! Jesus! Can you relax a little? Am I one of your underlings at the office. I am your husband! Come on smoke this blunt! Get high, let's get laid.
Oh you'd like that eh? You are so corrupt.
Oooh, this wine is sweet. Come take a taste. You like? Yeah.... This weed is really potent. I wanted to write you a poem but I forgot the lyrics. I love you, you know?
Lol... You'd blush at something like that. Let's go back to the room. I want to show you how much I love you. You dont want to go? This is the only place with good reception? I am going to break that phone.
I don't feel like doing anything. Never mind, I am tired. I think I am just going to write. Yeah, go ahead and do office stuff. Act like am not even here. No I am not mad. You have to work. I have to pretend to work.
What? Darling go do your thing. I am going to hide myself at the lounge area. There are definitely nubile girls with wide hips and fat nipples who are not working on a holiday. Oh I won't talk to them but if they do, I won't ignore them either. Oh yes, it will be really nice to remember that I am worth the trouble.
What are you wearing the bikini for? You don't want to work? Oh I thought you had work during the holidays? Don't worry I'll be fine? No? Oh well, put a clothe around them hips. I don't want those lovely stretch marks out in the open. Rabid dogs all over the place. I love you.
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