Teacher Jokes

Teacher jokes

- Why was the broom late to school? 

    - It overswept!

- Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

    - In case he gets a hole in one

- Why was the Geometry class tired?

    - Because they were all out of shape!

- What do you call a crushed angle?

    - A rectangle

- What do you call Batman when he skips church?

    - Christian Bale

- What did one hat say to the other hat?

    - You stay here, I’ll go on a head.

- What did one volcano say to the other volcano?

    - I lava you!

- Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach?

    - Because it was over 90 degrees.

- What does a nosy pepper do?

    - It gets jalapeno business

- What is trees favorite drink?

    - Root beer