SteemWars: Day 2: 80's Retrowind: Team USA submission by WalkingKeys

As the smoke clears on day 1, it is evident that this war is far from over. Sometimes to go forward we have to take a step back and remember the greatness of being born in the USA.

Day 2 promises to be a reflective journey to inspire our troops and intimidate our aggressors into retreat. In other words, it's time to Back To The Future.

Watch as Team USA blows away our aggressors with a little history lesson.

So all you Crash Test Dummies better buckle up, it's going to be a rough ride as you realize Team USA isn't just dominate now, we have been dominate for a long time.

Starting in 1980, the Americans understood that we are on a mission. And who gave us this mission?

In 1981, it was clear that we were not here to mess around. This is what happens when you fight America and don't have any guns.

The tenacity and rugged demeanor of Americans can often discourage and occasionally melt the faces of our enemies.

In 1982 we remember that America didn't draw first blood, but we'll finish it. 

 

In 1983 it was clear that the world doesn't want to play games with USA.  Because when we play games, we drop bombs.

In 1984 America was criticized for our over use of weapons, so we showed the world that we don't need bombs. We can kick you in the face. Even if you sweep our leg.

In 1985, the Russians learned the hard way that America doesn't lose. No wonder they are not in SteemWars.

In 1986 we expanded our dominance from the ring to the air. There is a reason America is the Top Gun.

In 1987 we got a glimpse of the future and even in the future we defend the rights of women and stand up against evil. And we build really cool RoboCops.

In 1988 terrorists attacked America and the world quickly learned that we don't need an army to stop foreign invaders, we just need John McClain. Americans Die Hard.

In 1989 we made it very clear that anyone who is not with us is against us. Sometimes we may not look like the toughest guys in the room, but we are. Now it is time for you to leave.

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You're still here?

The 80's was the decade that the world learned not to mess with America, but we don't just know how to win fights and create robot cops, we also know how to have fun.

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Let the SteemWars continue... if anyone is left after this post. 

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