#weekendfreewrite - Can you believe it?

Who would have thought that a simple trip to the grocery store for my wife would have resulted in this?

Imagine what, my wife wants to put me on a diet! But... veggies are for rabbits, not for me.
The car was broke so I decided to use a shopping cart instead (I had to pay 1 euro for it at the supermarket) since I already had to walk. No need to carry all that extra weight too.
To my opinion a walk to the shop is plenty of exercise for the rest of the month.
I hate sport. Those who say it is good for the body and soul should read the newspapers more frequently. It is scaring how many people have a life long damage after being so over active. Not to forget to mention these young soccer players getting a heart attack at the field, brain damage, knee operation after knee operation...

At the moment I crossed the road a guy on a bike drove into me and 2 others took the shopping cart and they were... gone.

When the aliens come get me this Saturday I will seriously file a complaint about the behaviour of these three.

It is already hard enough to stay alive inbetween all these weirdos with a wife that wants to change me into a rabbit.
It is good to go back home for a while, so I just need to survive till that day.
My wife will not miss me anyway since she'll be out of town herself. Visiting her sister, sitting some babies and thinking out new ways how to torture me.

Since my wallet was still there I bought the green stuff she needed plus the red-purple balls as quickly as possible and new goodies for me and started eating them. After my latest experience and the fact I lost my shopping cart it was better to carry it inside. After I ate the rest outside I would be able to carry the rest of it home although it really smelled weird.

That dirty window could not be the reason.

I decided to have a closer look at it. What was going on inside? Good thing I had to bought the green stuff called salad. It was a great help whiping that window clean. Now I was able to have a look inside! Well actually an angry person came outside and pushed me through the door. He asked me why I did not mind my own business. He kept shouting at me and gosh did he smell!
He tried to hit me and I jumped over his shoulder right into my shopping cart!
Can you imagine that? I recognized my euro in it and what was left over of my sweetmeat (just pieces of the packages).

"What reason you have to be mad", I shouted. "I am minding my own business, you stole my shopping cart, my goodies and you stink like a skunk!"

As I came back home my wife did not believe 1 word of what I told her.
"Where are my groceries", she asked and I had to go back shopping.

This is my entry at the #weekendfreewrite. If you like to join have a look at @mariannewest and @freewritehouse.

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