Out Of The Box - Menopause Rhapsody
Parody
It turnes out to be hard to show or describe it. Do we need words to do so?
Come on people, this is the community for entertainment! Even a lazy person can join this contest. Most of you grew up with lullabies, changed the text of the songs. You have internet, youtube, videos, tiktok, standup comedians you can show if you can't create something yourself!
Queen
more Freddie Mercury is one of the best musicians not to mention his unique voice. The parody is created by Shirley Serban (New-Zealand).
Those ladies perform a great parody of the Bohemian Rhapsody! A changed songtext and they sing better than George Michael or anyone who tried to replace perhaps it's even better. If you do not pay too much attention you might not even know the text changed. What you know you sing along.
Menopause Rhapsody
Songtext
Is this my new life?
Irritability
Shutting down inside
I can't sleep and am so itchy
Got sweaty thighs
This is my demise, you see
I'm just a woman (oh)
Asking for sympathy (poor girl)
Because a hot flush comes
Memory goes
Mood is high
Then it's low
Every day, more hair grows
Where I don't want any to be
Poor me!
Mama, it's menopause
No more children can be bred
Now my ovaries are dead
Mama, no, it's not much fun
I once was hot
In quite a different way!
Drama! Ooooh
Don't know if I'll laugh or cry
I can't remember my plans
For tomorrow
And my drive has all gone
My brain is feeling scattered
Too late, my prime has gone
Bones shrinking in my spine
Body's aching all the time
Good night - no, I won't sleep!
Just got to go
Gonna toss and turn and
Pee the whole night through!
Sauna - ooooh
(where did my fan go?)
I'm all cracked and dry
I can't stand heat and
Summer time at all!
I am a grumpy hot potato
Yes, I am a hot flush,
You just shush
Go and open a window!
Thunderbolts and lightning
Don't cross me, I'm frightening
See!
Just obey - oh!
All I say - oh
Do my way - oh
Or you'll pay - oh!
Don't delay, oh, don't you know?
I'm gonna blow!
I'm just a poor girl with a hot body
(She's just a poor girl, nauseous and clammy!)
(Just give her chocolate and wine - let her be!)
Magnesium for the bones
More pills for my hormones
This hot flush
(No! We will not let you go!
- Let me go!)
This headache
(We will not let you go! - Let me go!)
This mood swing!
(We will not let you go! - Let me go!
We will not let you go! - Let me go!
Never, never, never, never - Let me go!)
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Oh, menopausa, menopausa
Menopause, just let me go!
This hellish club turns all women
Into wild banshees
Banshees, banshees!
So you think you can stop age
And turn back time?
So you think that your
Fountain of youth won't run dry?
Oh, ladies
Take it from me, poor ladies
It's going to get you -
Your time will soon come:
Be prepared!
Ooh - oh yeah, oh yeah
My nerves are all shattered
' Always need to pee
Hairier and fatter
Menopause is battering me
At least no more "Aunt Flo"...
Shirley Șerban
source
Bohemian Rhapsody
Bohemian Catsody
Also by Shirley Șerban
_Catowners this one is for you: everyone exists to serve me! _
Now you know what a fun parody is.
Men have some mercy with us
Give us some space
We like to breathe
Aren't different from cats
We tell you
If we like to be touched
How, where and when
Now get out of the way
We need some solitary
Find the best lap
Call when dinner is served
3 am is the best time
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19-7-2024
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Bohemian Catsody??? this one I love most...I could feel the funny spirit in the creator of the catsody, the first one was a bit strange to me, but sure it was also a creative way of making fun.
You have nothing with menopause but therefore the penopause if you look in the comment section you see the song for men.
This lady has a long list with parody/lyrics. Fun? Only if you are familiar with certain behaviour/habits.
The catsody? I recognize our cat.
I saw the super cat as well while playing with you. To day I just wanted to play with the kids and cats, she have more fund with that cat now
Good to hear the cat feels home and is willing to play. Stay home and sleep more.
Parodied to
The lyrics are completely changed but the tune is the same. There is also creativity in parody, I must confess. But it's more like a stepping stone, helping us realize what we can do.
I will try a parody and see how it goes.
Thank you very much, I enjoyed both the original music and the parody
Let me know, tag me I am sure you are one of those knowing how to do it.
Frequently it starts by just changing a few words if you hear a certain song
Alright, I will do that .
Oh my word!!!
What I would not have paid to see the man sing this!
Okay, I tried to sing along but I couldn't. I was laughing too much.
Dankie dat jy my dag gemaak het!
☕ 🍰
Deze vond ik later. Ik kon niet ophouden met lachen!
Haha! Toemaar jy is nie die enigste een wat nie kon ophou lag nie.
Dankie! Dis so lekker om 'n dag so te begin.
Hierdie is 'n egte Suid Afrikaner. Ons noem hulle Kleurlinge of Bruin Mense en Afrikaans is hulle taal. Wonderlike mense, ryk aan verbeelding en vol grappe.
Het is zo schattig en cheerful oh, man, oh man. Een lekkere dag maar weer met een volle schaterlach. Waar zouden we zijn zonder zelfspot x humor x creativiteit
😁 ik hou van die mensen.
Dag lieve vriendin, ik zal aan je denken als er wat te lachen valt.
❤️🍀
Jy is reg, die mensdom is te suur.
Ons lag te man. As ons miskien meer lag sal die wereld 'n beter plek wees.
Vriendelike groete en 'n heerlike week vir jou.
(づ๑•ᴗ•๑)づꕤ
I can almost see Freddie dancing in heaven to the altered lyric. Hahaha ... And thanks for re-educating me about parody ... I love you more each day.
Freddie would love it and sing along.
You are a fast MouSE
You are one of those not needing to be educated. I tried for 7 days to explain, told what to do and the result was
I believe Steemit saves the lazy or less intelkigent students for me.
There's always room for improvement, always something to learn. I found that as something to thankful for. I have been a little busy, I hope I can contribute something in nearly time for SBL and K4B.
Above all, don't lose sleep. You owe that to yourself.
You will surely be worthful to one community. I guess the women only coffee/teashop will never see day light.
All women need 10+ hiurs sleep and if you ask me they rarely get 6. For over 20 years I had about 2-3 next a sleeping disorder but now I can sleep again and if the house is bombed I won't wake up.
I subscribed to the 100-year-sleep therapy and told them to keep the prince. Being harassed by a man while asleep doesn't sound like a treat.
I owe myself a lot but somehow it doesn't work out. In my next life I be a selfish bastard or a vampire and marry the girl of my dreams.
😁
I guess ones can never marry the girl of their dreams, cause this girl only exist in the dream.
Haha.
Of course one can. I can and I already found mine. I asked and its a yes 😁
With your attitude you won't get far MOuSE in your next life you should be a cat!
I think I'm gonna stay a MOuSE, but with ability to fly and throw laser from my eyes. What you thing? You marry the girl of the your dream, I cut mine with the lasers from my eyes. Hahaha. Oh, it's indeed an absurd bad dream.
I think it's saver to stay out of your way. You are a violeny MOuSE if a girl falls for you it's because your eyes sliced her into pieces. So you'll be a bat.
Jajaja. Mientras leía este post, decía: ¡Dios esta menopausia tiene un lenguaje universal de dolores y calores,
también de tensiones y cambios de ánimo,
A veces lloro sin razón,
A veces grito de hastío.
Creo que escribiré mi parodia. Gracias por la mención.
Sí, tiene un idioma, aunque algunos gritamos antes y otros lloran hasta la eternidad. El texto y las voces son buenos.
A mí me encantó, jeje
This is AMAZING!!! Loved it!
Great to hear. I'm waiting for your songtext
I just wanted to ask, have I been muted on the Freewiters community? Because there's no activity on my last 2 posts..
Not as far as I know. I just saw posts from you as I upvoted with my community. I will stop by tomorrow and check again.
❤️🍀
P. S. Upvotes given on the 6th day of a post count more.
I see. Thank you! ❤️
Promoting on X is it as art?
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