Free Elixir of Life Coming Soon!

I will produce the elixir and give it for free to those who look forward.
Here we're talking about ultimate health, vitality and longevity.
This is the one, the force of life and will destroy those expecting zombification.

Just leave a comment if interested and when the time comes you'll tell me a few words and I'll decide how much you'll get.
How soon is that?! All I can tell this depends in great part on money. If you are willing to support me I'll return 1,000 times the value or more, I may even share the recipe.

Thank you.