Monday Jokes

Hi dear fellow Steemians, its Monday again. Another Monday blues for me. It feels like I didn’t have enough rest during the weekend. But hey, just to cheer you guys, here’s some jokes to make you smile..

A wife wants to contact her husband, but her phone has no credit, so she asked her teenage son to contact him, to give an important message to the husband who’s working at the construction site.

After the son makes the call, the son told the mother that there’s another woman answered the phone's call. Although he called so many times, the woman keep on answering the phone call.

The wife got suspicious and angry with her husband so she waits for him to come back from work at the house’s entrance. Upon the husband arrived from work, the wife accused and shouted at him of cheating her with another woman.

This drama heard by their neighbours who gathered to see what caused the chaos. The wife told the son to tell them what and who answered the phone calls – the son told them about the other woman that keep on answering his call everytimes he tried to call his father. The neighbours then ask him what did the woman said.

The son told them that the woman said:

"Sorry, the number you have dialled cannot be reached at the moment. Please try again later."

Here's another one...

One day, there was a rich, IT illiterate man named Sam goes to town to buy a mobile phone. He’s comes from a very remote area deep inside the forest. Upon arriving, he went to the mobile phone shop.

"I want to buy the most up-to-date, expensive and sophisticated mobile phones," he said in an arrogant tone.

"Here's the phone you want Sir, but do you have enough money for this?" asked the shopkeeper.

"Here’s three thousand," Sam answered.

After a while, upon inspecting the mobile phone..

"Hey!...how come I cannot make calls to my friend through this phone?" Sam said angrily.

"Oh Sir, you have to buy a sim card, then you can use it"

"Okey, I buy the sim card" answered Sam. After everything been sorted out. Sam goes back to his village.

Once in the village, he cannot contact anybody through the mobile phone. Sam was so angry and immediately goes back to town, to the mobile shop.

"You trick me, I cannot contact any of my friends through this phone!!! " Sam complaint.

"Oooooo .. maybe there’s problem with the signal Sir"

Sam answered:

"Haiya!… what a bad service! Let me have the signal as well, next time if you sell a mobile phone, include the SIGNAL okey!!!"