Jokes 1001 #13 - Oranges

This is a funny story I heard from a friend not so long ago.

There was this girl who went to the town to look for a job. A friend introduced her to one guy who then showered her with luxury and influenced her to become a prostitute.

One day, while she was 'on duty' the place where she 'work' got raid by the police. The police then ask her and all the other prostitutes to line up for questioning. While in the line, the girl's grandmother happened to pass by and saw her. The girl was so surprised when she saw her grandmother. She doesn't want her grandmother to know her profession.

The grandmother asked her why she's lining up. She told her grandmother that some nice man is giving away oranges. She asked her grandmother to go home where she will meet her later.

The grandmother proceed to go home...then she remembered that maybe her other grandchild want some oranges too. So, she line up at the back without her grandchild (the girl) knowing it.

When it comes to her turn, the policemen were so surprise to see an old lady that barely can walk doing that kind of profession. One policeman then asked,

'Grandma, you're so old..how did you do it!?'

Innocently, the grandmother answered (thinking that the policeman asking her about how she's going to eat the oranges),

'Oh.. easy, I just take out my false tooth and suck the juice until it dried".