Hey STEEMKING777! I CHALLENGE YOU TO A STEEM-ROAST WAR!!!
Here's how it works, I will start with a humorous "jab" at you, (like the old fashioned celebrity roast format) and you come back with a related or unrelated comment. Our friends and followers will upvote the best jabs, and when the week is over, we will tabulate the "earnings" from the upvotes! I will start, and you can riff off of my comment or make another pointed remark back at me. :D
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ONLY UP-VOTED COMMENTS BELOW WILL COUNT FOR THE "CONTEST" ;)
PS: If you win the STEEM-ROAST, I will send YOU the SBD from this thread! :D
Your momma so broke she can't even pay attention. xD
Hey SK! U so broke, even the Hawt Gurls are making fun of "Yo MAMMA" lmao 😂
I know it's yo mamma cuz mine has too much money, for her own good! ;)
Opening Salvo...
@steemking777
Image Credit: ME!
@underground
You keep my girlfriend outta this and I'll keep this out of your girlfriend
OH!!! Looks like we have a seasoned veteran in the ring ;)
WTH, I'll let you "warm her up" for ME!!!
;) She likes to start off "light" :D
even a 747 looks small going through the Grand Canyon
Which was plowed out by yours truly...
😂
Here's one.
Your mama is so fat...
she walked by the tv and I missed three episodes.
Granny is slow, but she's DEAD...
BTW, yo momma wears Combat Boots!
LMAFO !!
;)
Oooo! This should be good! Bring it!
aww yeah it's going down
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Hey SK, your jokes are so lame, I heard that Last Comic Standing told you "Don't bother getting up"...
awesome!
:D
😂 But I hope you noticed I up-voted your first comeback, that was really good LOL!!! 😂