TF2 Fun Facts and Trivia: Heavy

Today I want to Talk about some Fun Facts about the Face of TF2, the Heavy.

These Facts are Taken from. The TF2 Comics, Official TF2 Animations(such as Meet the Heavy), The TF2 Wiki(https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Heavy), and Poker night at the Inventory.

now let us Talk about Useless Trivia about a Fictional character that you will never meet in real life.

1. All of Heavy's Miniguns have names. The Stock minigun and the Iron Curtain are both Named Sasha, Natacha is Named...Well...Natacha, The Brass Beast is Named Oskana, The Tomislav is Named Svetana, And The Huo Long Heater is Named Sheila

2. On top of these Names The Brass Beast, tomislav, and the Heater's Nicknames that heavy gives them have Meanings in different languages, Oskana Means "hospitality, foreigner, and guest" in Ukrainian and Greek, Svetana is Derived from Slavic svet meaning "light, world", and Sheila Basically Means Blind.

3. Heavy's Favorite Movies are "The Dirty Dozen" and first 20 minutes of "Rocky IV"

4. Heavy is not as Dumb on the Surface as you may think it is hinted that Heavy is very educated, having gone to college and receiving a PhD in Russian literature. When asked if he uses his education in his line of work, he responds with "More than you would think.", He just Does not English Very Good.

5.Heavy's Favorite Novel is "Tsar hunger" By Leonid Andreyev, Heavy Deems this book as a Classic, Despite Being Written in the 1970s and being about a Specific Russian Ruler

1. Heavy's Name is Misha which is short for Mikhail.

2. Heavy has a Thing for Red Heads, We all know that Sasha is Heavy's One True Love but if a Pretty Red Head walks in the Room, Heavy has his Eyes on something other then Sasha.

3. Going Back to minigun Names. Heavy has an Unused Minigun that Healed him in battle. It Used Natacha's Model, And yes Heavy has a Name for this gun too. it is Named Ludmila. this Minigun was Removed for a Very Funny Reason. "Because it Would Deminish Heavy's Dependency on a Medic" Which is Funny Because the Main Reason why People dont like playing Heavy us Because he is too Dependent on his Team. Most Notably Medic.

4. Heavy Dislikes Alcoholic Beverages. Ok he hates anything with Bubbles but Alcohol Counts. He Claims that Drinks with Bubbles gives Him headaches

5. Heavy is Very kind. As a Child heavy Went to an Assassin Camp, during this time a Kid with throwing Knives Injured a sparrow. The Child Heavy Held the Sparrow in His Hands Till it died. In which he held a Funeral for it Afterwards.

6. Heavy Hates Halloween. He dislikes it when kids come to his house to "Trick or Treat" During which a Kid Dressed as Saxton hale Came over to his house during Halloween for Trick or Treating. In which Heavy Calls the Kid Presumptuous, Lazy, and Fat But After the Kid Cries from this Insult Heavy Apologies saying "I did not Mean to Make you Cry" and Gives the Kid 7,000 Dollars Stating "I don't like being Called Fat Either"... Can I Cry for 7 Thousand Dollars too?

7. Heavy owns a Large Log Cabin in the Russian Mountains Where He Has his Mother and 3 sisters Live in. Whom is Where he Spends his Mercenary Money Protecting and Feeding. Man if these are not Enough to convince you that Heavy is a Nice Guy, I dont know what will.

8. Heavy Insist that There is no "Respawn" System, He Believes that Every Death is a Series of Nightmares and he only Wakes up after his Team is Victorious.

9. Heavy Listens to Huey Lewis While on the Battlefield. he says that it "Keeps his Spirit Up"

10. The Heavy is the mascot of "Heavy Gulp", a brand of drink sold in the "Left 4 Dead" universe.

And that is it for today.