Stop Tripping over Butts!

in #humor8 years ago

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I would learn a new skill,

BUT

I'm too old/I'm too busy/I'm not talented enough.


I would go visit/call my friend,

BUT

They're probably too busy/They won't want to talk to me/I don't have time.


I would play outside with my kids,

BUT

I'm too busy/I'm too tired/It's too hot. 


I would exercise better/eat better/take care of my body better,

BUT

I don't want to/ I don't have the energy/It won't make a difference.


And the worst but of all:

BUT I CAN'T.

Yes. You. Can. 


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The buts go on and on, and all of us have them. We are all tripping over them, and frankly, it's kind of smelly and stupid. It's a whole lot of butt. There is no reason for us to have buts. The next time you trip over a but, stop yourself, decide if it's worth the butt, and proceed from there. Go outside with the kids. Go on that vacation. Go take care of yourself. Go call that friend. Go do whatever it is that you've been tripping over butts about!


No more butts about it!




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That's really good advice. There are always a million reasons not to do something. How much better would our lives be if we took chances, got out there, and gave something a shot?!

Well, we're all on Steemit reading your post, so I guess we're already doing it. Now on to the next thing... :)

Exactly! 😁

Regálame un voto

But, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but I don't know how to write a good comment. People might think I'm weird. Then I'll start drinking again and my life will fall apart. Then I'll be scrounging up change for a cheeseburger and a few beer. I can't do this! There's too much on the line here! I think I'm having a panic attack. OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG! I'm trippin'!

Girl, you be trippin'. Calm your butt down!

How am I supposed to stay calm after you called me a girl! OMG OMG OMG OMG! I knew I shouldn't have done this!

You sound like an experienced tripper! 🙃

You... you can hear me?

Sure can. That's what happens when you're trippin' butts. Can't you hear colors?

This is the sound of orange.

Lol ... really funny post ... nobody wants a but ... we all should be butless... no more but!!!!!! Live your life and enjoy !!!

Haha, totally! 😁

Good post

@uglysweater could you help me? I'm a beginner in this steemit and need support in the form of upvote and reesteem, can you do that for me? please i want to increase steem power have me. I do not know who to ask for help from. please help me.

I sent you an upvote!
If you want people to upvote you, though, comment on their content, not just to ask for help.

sorry if I did wrong, I will self-correct. thanks for his advice.

but! ...............................OK, no more Butts! LOL! You are so right.

Haha, it applies to all of us!

You ugly piece of meat .YES IM ON SOME MOLLY

Lol. Butt hurt!

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