Just Truth, No Dares

Hello beautiful steemians, I joined the trending #JustTruth, No Dare contest, I hope you get to enjoy my funny answers.

Q: What is that silly thing that takes a tear out of your eye?

when a friend says he paid a bot for upvotes but got nothing

Q: What is the most weird thing you love?

Eating because I'm bored. I ease boredom by eating.

Q: Funny part of the opposite sex that you like?

Well, that must be the lips. I don't want someone that will swallow both my tongue and mouth during "ghdhfshhj"

Q: Who is your steemit crush?

I'm even confused, contemplating between @kingernie and @diademslik. You people should suggest for me please.

Q: What is the craziest thing you have done on steemit?

Waiting on a whale to drop a post so I rush and drop the first comment and probably get an upvote. But I waited till I started answering "Waiter"

Q: Works of two steemians that you doff your heart for?

@infovore @ejemai @surpassinggoogle @anomadsoul @Samstickzz

Q: Which steemian would you love to see a movie with

@elizabethscarlet

Q: What are the names of the first three steemians blog you visit

@samstickkz @corpdetoxbliss @dimimp

Q: Who do you wish you are on steemit?

@anomadsoul and @surpassinggoogle

Q: What do you wish you could write on steemit that you couldn't?

Poem

Q: Which steemian do you want to meet in person and what would be your first action when you see them?

@Samstickzz, I will give him a good handshake... With two hands sef

Q: What do you have to say to everyone on Steemit?

Keep writing, never give up, one day you'll blow and never forget to keep promoting Steemit wherever you are.

Name two steemian followers that get low pay out

@chukwunalu and @tudors. Even @udembahenry too

Name two steemians that get high payout

@Samstickzz and @ejemai

Given the opportunity to say one word to @ned,what would it be?

Thanks

Nominating @tudors

To participate, here are the rules
Rules of the game.

Use the ndjt tag
Nominate a person or two.
Make it as funny as possible.
The contest runs for the next 7 days.
You can also nominate others while posting your normal posts as the week runs.
Post all the questions first then the answers below.
Anyone is free to participate without nomination.