The Turks and Caicos incident

An American princess gets involved with a West Indian prince. She's not a princess, she's an American celebrity. He's not a prince, he's the prime minister's son. They get married.

She shows him some of her inner-city ways in her new patriarchal setting. She hits him. He bites her. Maybe if she knew what she was getting into.

Caribbean men not only swim, they're navigators. How would you get around the West Indies, if you weren't flying? The same idea behind how North Africans crossed Gibraltar into Spain. I digress.

Caribbean men descend from pirates and pirate strongholds like Turks and Caicos, which explains why she got bitten. Pirates used to fight dirty.