@trumpman's New House..Loading....

So... You may be wondering... @trumpman? Why you shitpost so much the past last week? Why you so lazy?

The answer is that finally after a search that lasted for months, me and my gf found a great new place to house our love and I am too busy getting everything up and ready:

Nah, just kidding. I have slaves for that! I am just sitting on the balcony enjoying my frape and the amazing view all day long while the slaves do the slaving:

Speaking of view, here are some shots of the balcony. Unfortunately, it was a cloudy day today so Mt. Olympus is not visible. I will cover that in a future post I guess:

As you can see the house comes with a huge ass yard that I bet my dog will love! Heck, we even have fully grown trees like olive oils:

As for the interior, it's big, nice and comfy and came with all the basics like a fully equiped kitchen and a couple of beds. There are many new  additions coming these days so today's pics are just the basics the house came with: 

There is even an old gym machine that hopefully my friend @steemychicken1 will fix in exchange for some cheap beer from Lidl:

The house even came with a grilling thingie. Awesome!

There are some more rooms and spaces I forgot to take photos of but I think I have covered the basics.

All in all. Big, new house. Great view with Mt. Olumpus. Big yard with trees and shit. No annoying neighbours living next door, as there is no next door. Exactly the way human beings are supposed to live. All the basic stuff like beds included and the rest (e.g. a microwave, sofas) we are getting for free by friends and relatives! ... And yeah.. The rent is very cheap too. Perfect!

Stay tuned, more updates coming when the house is ready. But maybe not from me :D