The Woman That Got Pregnant From Oral Sex!
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So, here's a really interesting and fun paper I just came across. As you probably know, in order for a woman to get pregnant the man's pee pee must go inside the woman's jay jay. But that's not always the case.
The paper I linked above tells the amazing story of a 15 year old girl and how a number of improbable coincidences led her to getting pregnant from performing oral sex to her then boyfriend. Since the paper is quite short I suggest you to give it a read, it's quite funny actually, but here's the short version if you are too lazy to do that.
Sometime in the 80s, a 15 year old was admitted to the hospital after a knife incident that involved her, an ex boyfriend and a new boyfriend. Who exactly started the stabbing is unclear but all of them presented with knife injuries. As for the why the fight started, it appears that the old boyfriend caught the girl suckin..performing fellatio to the new boyfriend.
The girl had many superficial cuts and one deep stabbing wound in the upper abdominen. The doctors put her under the table and discovered she had two holes in her stomach. Luckily the stomach was empty and hence no gastric contents had leaked. So, the doctors fixed the damage and soon the girl made a rapid recovery....
Fast forward 9 months later and the girl returns to the hospital with acute abdominal pain. The diagnosis was easy, she was pregnant. But here's the gist:
" Inspection of the vulva showed no vagina, only a shallow skin dimple was present below the external urethral meatus and between the labia minora " [credit]
Due to her unnatural anatomy it was impossible for the girl to have vaginal sex all this time. And that's why up to this point she was only having oral sex with her lovers as the doctors later found out! So, how did she end up pregnant? Turns out it was all because of that stabbing incident!
The author of the paper hypothesize that the sperm she swallowed 9 months ago probably "gained access to the reproductive organs via the injured gastrointestinal tract.". The author also notes that the fact that her stomach was empty was another nice coincidence, since there was little acid to kill the persistent swimmers! At least that's the theory that makes the most sense:
The fact that the son resembled the father excludes an even more miraculous conception. [credit]
And that's pretty much the story of this one of the time pregnancy!
In case you wonder, the doctors later tried to construct for the woman an artificial vagina two times but eventually did a hysterectomy due to complications that arose later in her life. As for the father, the paper indicates that he reached some kind of a deal with the woman about the raising of the unexpected child:
The young mother, her family, and the likely father adapted themselves rapidly to the new situation and some cattle changed hands to prove that there were no hard feelings. [credit]
The Takeaway
I guess if you are a woman you can use this incident as an excuse to say no when your guy pressures you to perform oral! And if you are a guy... I guess no stabbing after oral unless you want to become a father?...Arggghhh I don't know what to say, this story is so fucked up XD
"I guess if you are a woman you can use this incident as an excuse to say no when your guy pressures you to perform oral!"
Or some cattle could always change hands :-)
God, I need to buy some cattle just in case!
You should be raising cattle instead of vegetables. They go further.
I believed that you are against the brutal treatment of animals :)
I think all cattle should be given daily massages, listen to classical music and be fed high quality feed until the day they turn into kobe beef. What more could an animal ask for?
Everyone needs love and affection )))
I don't :-)
I'm not in this sense)))
That depends on the choice of the stabbing weapon, I guess. For some people, a nice "stabbing" after oral sex is more or less part of the game.
How do you find these papers?
on a serious note, I just google for weird stuff and one thing leads me to another. The ones that I consider the weirdest are the ones that I pst here on steemit :)
ok 😂 😘
I have no life
Yes, you do!
You meant Jar-Jar, right?
XD
Okay so this is unbelievable how can a sperm remain in the body for that long only to ferterlize her eggs after 9 whole month when the body recirculate itself almost everyday...now am amazed
I didn't say anywhere that the sperm stayed alive in her for nine months but I guess I didn't make clear that the second time she visited the hospital she was about to give birth 😂
😆😆😆😆😂 oh.....yes you did not
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That’s definitely one bizarre story, I think everyone is still safe with there oral sex, I doubt any of these circumstances will happen again but when in doubt just make sure no empty stomach... lol.
shit happens :P
Are you sure one of those weirdos didn't just have sex with one of the knife wounds that happened to penetrate her plumbing? Just think of it as an alternative way of getting your red wings.