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If Morgan Freeman narrated that drive home, you could make a lot of money filming it.

yeah, but I think stephen hawking should dub for japanese porn

Bravo....good one :)

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Share some acid with your friends

Friends: You sure we're all right to drive?

Me: Fuck Drive

Lets fly my friends!

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never knew acid turned penguins into magpies

Never underestimate the power of a warped mind

I like your gif @dj123

After First Fall: It's ok, I'm alright...

Me: I can safely crawl to my ride

....Or not

Me Again: UBER! shouted like TAXI!

its just 2 drunk guys in a costume

Hahahah, yeah I got professional actor to pull that off, the good drunk actors are really hard to find sober

@traf - Lol. Did you say drive or DIVE ??? Hickkkkk.

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Regards,

@vm2904

probably shouldn't drink and dive either

That's the kind of stupid that deserves it's own gif

Sweet...nice one vm :)

Drive 👏🏻😂

What are you talking about? Do not you know who I'm driving? ! I'll prove it to you!

driving lessons are scary for all involved

Who needs a car when you have a perfect beer belly to glide on

hmm, getting that for my next snowboard

Hahaha

This is the same experience we had with Santa in my area during Christmas celebration.

Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly?

don't remember that from the road safety adverts

It's right after the section on the ethics of horn honking, how to impress other motorists with deep bass, and the rules of street racing

Moments later..


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