Despite not being taken by a previous product which I displayed to you and didn't have in stock, I am believing that I will not convince you to part with your SBD in exchange for this miracle product which will put to rest any issues you are having downstairs.
This one I assure you is even cheaper solution than last product I did advise and will work double good. If you will allow me to present to you good sir the opportunity to stop all feelings of embarrassment in the bathroom and for once to be proud of your third leg.
Here you go, The Peeinator 2000
It will look and feel real, there is no risk of "playing with it" guaranteed only to require 1 shake to complete the action. And of course sir we are able to customise to any size you wish, just look at our range.
It is guarantee to make any black man blush should you wish it. Now I believe last time I talk too much, so this time I break it down. Cut to the chase. SBD. How much SBD you say. Well not 800 SBD good Sir, no way would it be that much, not even 200 SBD. If you are believing me, you can be enjoying a large penis for peeing in as little as 1 hours time for just 50 SBD. Yes, that's right a quarter of the Lego slippers. Know what else yo ucan do with a quarter? Make a phone call in America. But plane tickets to America are very expensive, so it's cheaper to just buy our patent pending Peeinator 2000.
If you are uncertain to making up your mind, I can provide a free demo model your your using for only 25 SBD shipping and handing. I know you thinking "idi you crazy" and yes, maybe idi crazy, but this is still a theft at this price.
upvote in the next 10 mins and recieve a free one for the missus too.
It's ok traf, even great man who have been to space and beyond wished to blast off with a bigger rocket.
Yup Large It Is
src
shoulda just gone XXXS XXS XS
Xtra-Xtra-Xtra-Spacy, Xtra-Xtra-Spacy, Xtra-Spacy
Yes, sounds like it would work.
Fully up-voted. I hope NASA comes to Steemit soon and sees this useful suggestion.
Haha good one
@traf,
How about this :D That's why I hate to do it in public LOL :D
Cheers~
damn, and i thought you're not suppose to cross the streams
@trafalgar ,
Lol :D Thanks for the support :D
Cheers~
Powerful indeed, may he never slow to a dribble.
@drsinmongwong,
Powerful of course :D
Cheers~
I don't mean to brag but this is how guys react when they see my schnitzel. I call it Thor's Hammer
cos you're the only one who ever gets to hold it?
HA Ha Ha. Perfect set up and slay.
Bwaaahahahaaa. @traf you officially win the Interwebs today.
My boyfriend Thor also gets to hold it
I'd be amazed, too!!
Hah. Two approaches here.
Someone just got aroused and needs to relax to be able to finish peeing.
It's a damn good thing you have a shell to hide in after they return the favor.
Source
i just same myself the humiliation and use the stalls
haha damn there goes my porno career
Don't give up on your dreams, there are other roles you can still fully take in.
Hmm I guess theres hope for me yet :D
i can get you work if you're good with horses
I'm desperate, will get whatever I can take ;)
hahaha nice and realy funny
also when bosses do it @traf
That's how a horny acrobatic porn star does it, show off.
hope to see this in the next spiderman movie
You can be in awe of someone else's
Or you can learn from the master
Pump it!!
Swing it
Make it flow
REMEMBER ALWAYS
nobody respects me enough to use the nsfw tag
Sorry @trafalgar. I'm new to this and still learning. I will look up how to put the nsfw tag in my upcoming posts/comments.
Sorry, I probably deserve a small amount of blame for that. If you accept my apology please send 1 SBD to @steemnsfw. Thank you
May the force forever flow 🤣
I never get a look of mutual respect back either
Usually respect is earned, in this case it's just a meatloaf of envy, awe, and resigned bow of admiration.
Good and Honorable Sir,
Despite not being taken by a previous product which I displayed to you and didn't have in stock, I am believing that I will not convince you to part with your SBD in exchange for this miracle product which will put to rest any issues you are having downstairs.
This one I assure you is even cheaper solution than last product I did advise and will work double good. If you will allow me to present to you good sir the opportunity to stop all feelings of embarrassment in the bathroom and for once to be proud of your third leg.
Here you go, The Peeinator 2000
It will look and feel real, there is no risk of "playing with it" guaranteed only to require 1 shake to complete the action. And of course sir we are able to customise to any size you wish, just look at our range.
It is guarantee to make any black man blush should you wish it. Now I believe last time I talk too much, so this time I break it down. Cut to the chase. SBD. How much SBD you say. Well not 800 SBD good Sir, no way would it be that much, not even 200 SBD. If you are believing me, you can be enjoying a large penis for peeing in as little as 1 hours time for just 50 SBD. Yes, that's right a quarter of the Lego slippers. Know what else yo ucan do with a quarter? Make a phone call in America. But plane tickets to America are very expensive, so it's cheaper to just buy our patent pending Peeinator 2000.
If you are uncertain to making up your mind, I can provide a free demo model your your using for only 25 SBD shipping and handing. I know you thinking "idi you crazy" and yes, maybe idi crazy, but this is still a theft at this price.
upvote in the next 10 mins and recieve a free one for the missus too.
Go ahead. Upvote Now!!
i'll get one to wear as a hat
Insant depression for me and especially asians !
It's ok, 75% of women settle with a man who isn't the largest she ever had.
Wait, maybe reality is kinda depressing. Carry on.
Thank you Doc !
Kindest Regards,
Doc
ya, the humiliation never ends