Taking a While...
When the guy at the front of the queue who's paying for his coffee with 4 different credit cards and a check is finally done
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When the guy at the front of the queue who's paying for his coffee with 4 different credit cards and a check is finally done
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when you're trying to cross a crowded street < and the green light counting down fast >...
have you ever had that feeling of wanting to trip the person in front of you who is slowly txt-walking ?
no? me neither
It's Only Rude If I'm Not The One Doing It
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dude, I am the guy who's slowly text walking
so every time we read a traf message we know there is someone out there had to sacrifice his street crossing rhythm
meh it's a worthy cause
Right. Also there is the sonofabitch who meticulously chooses multiple lottery tickets at the convenience store. Convenient for who?! Not the rest of us in line.
oh that guy deserves to die 5 mins after he wins the jackpot
can't rush the process of manufacturing luck out of thin air
just tap the old lady on the shoulder and say....Ohhhhh that's bad luck one, do that for the next dozen number that she picks, that should really test the patience of everyone else in the line behind you
That's how I yippeely celebrate (inside my mind) when I am rushing to make a Traf reply and my computer un-freezes!
YES!...it's working.....Quickly....Search...Search.....Quickly....Type....Type!
got a crappy phone, dodgy computer, and minimal allowance, that's why I need to Steemit
probably a secret performance slider where you can choose the speed at which your computer runs
i wish, the only slider is on my flag....ahem I mean upvote bar
The lady in back looks like someone reanimated a corpse. Normally I wouldn't insult a person like that but damn!!! What happened to you in you life that you thought being filmed while looking like you belong in a haunted house is a good thing.
she wears wigs made from the scalp of her victims
Some hope for humanity. Normally, you'd think everyone held back from their shot of espresso would be a bit more aggressive.
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gotta wear a vest when you cut in line these days
I would like to try that with a grenade
but as you can see, I'm sometimes blasted for going overboard
Only one got over 5$, with which one do we start with..pick a color
it's like all my shitcoin wallets
Haha or the old lady digging through her handbag for change
she's like paying half of it with coupons, and half with bitcoins and shit...
ahh the dreaded coupon lady haha
Hey, I've been there. Paid with pennies before too. What drives me crazy is when I'm in the fast lane and someone is trying to pass so they flash their lights to get out of the way. I'm already speeding, how fast do I need to go?
you need to avoid the routes that are popular with bank robbers
No Please!!! this can not happen to me
And the child's mother says
! What a shame!!!
Finally it happened, dude :)