Special Alarm

in #funny8 years ago

Guess what? The special alarm you've set for when CMC has hit a level where you need to go find a job just went off

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Haha my wife definately needs one of these. Kids and me are generally ready to rock n roll straight out of bed :)

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sure, blame your wife's bruises on the alarm clock

I'm getting one of those I think that case haha

hey @elmarnisah I've upvoted your duplicate post cause I like it, delete this spammy positioned one or I will remove my upvote

The only way to help your friend get up from sleep

Hahahahahahahaha

Heard the male version is a unique "Light" product can be use around the midsection to wake and invigorate as quickly as possible so you're not late.

Haha great minds think alike

Well then surely filthy minds fuck alike

You are like a dirty version of Plato when you speak, just more wiser

You guys starting to cyber?? hahaha

i guess you can place it so it slaps your balls if you really want

the light version actually works on both the boys and girls, chicks will totally buy up the 2 finger configuration

Mmmm I see an ICO opportunity here

HandCoin & FingerCoin: The Steem & SBD of Adult Toys Wake-Up Alarm Crypto

Enjoy the vote and reward!

dj - *men and women, men and women!!

nah I consider all product buyers boys N girls

Real men and women wake up all naturally ;)

HAH! Probably your best line ever.

will give you my best lines any day sexymatty

I find everyone had their own morning rituals.

Source: Coming to America

not even going to be fucked with the tag anymore eh?

They only small titties. And everyone needs to know his penis is clean

And whenever she feels that she has been "naughty", she stands in front of the alarm.

guess she likes it pretty rough

As if putting up with me isn't rough enough.

When your parent leaves after waking you up for school

waking up your women with your morning salute

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Copy cat stealing my doggy idea

absolutely Bwahahah!

@traf,
She is lucky lol :D

Cheers~

I hate this moment...

Dang sleep hijack...hey @elmarnish, I'll upvote this one, go delete your duplicate, it looks like spam

Damn, imagine if it was a man doing that to her

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