Now I should really not overstep here, but I do know quite a number of doctors and I promise you, if they could avert their glances and still treat you, I assure you they surely would.
Many good doctors have gone crossed eyed for the sake of their patients
Traffy I Warned you not to have a 1nite stand with that witch-doctor Without protection
Now Your Crotch Is Demon Possessed
source: tenor & giphy
damn, well I've always been a liar, so serves me right
well then better save a spot for me as well
Nothing taste better than forbidden fruit though
yeah i suppose unholy punani kinda sounds like a tropical fruit
Haha I would definitely pluck it if I found it
it's ok i found a website to help 1-800-exorcist.profit
Now I should really not overstep here, but I do know quite a number of doctors and I promise you, if they could avert their glances and still treat you, I assure you they surely would.
Many good doctors have gone crossed eyed for the sake of their patients
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hmm averting his glance? or climaxing?
Haha
I was wrong...
What the hell is that?
damn right it's that big :)
yeah... I think he'll have to open his mouth wider
You'd be more worried if he looks at you this way
yeah, he sometimes gives me a prostate exam while holding both my shoulders
still don't know how he does it
Maybe someone said; "eat me" yesterday when you tried mushrooms for the first time and you took him up on the offer
hmm, not the cleanest birth coming out the back end...
True that. If a normal birth is painful I don't know what it makes this
I like it. Where can I get one... I need a new pet.
These creatures are expensive and you can only buy them in Kambodia with a crypto called buttcoin
lol rarer that gen0 cryptokittes huh?
i see you're part of an exclusive client list for buttpets
Haha guilty as charged - I was introduced through @steemnsfw
exclusive and a pyramid scheme, dang it's gonna be bigger than bitconnect!
You wanna see bigger, check out my pants
Then he calls in all of the interns so they can see, names your disability after himself, and charges you 150 times too much.
Haha, almost like your true story @acolucky. Some of these medical practitioners are like scheming opportunist aren't they?
haha hopefully its not a STD or he might not get too lucky with the ladies hence forth
no worse than the plot of most porn these days
Damn. Hey man, perhaps you should've taken off your own pants...
Luckily, this Doctor shared the same patient fetish.
damn, i get confused at the urinals too and end up just dropping someone else's pants while peeing my own
@traf,
Let's do it in seconds :D
Cheers~
Don't worry, Dr. Strange got you
Whatever it is, he can make it disappear.
nah he can only open holes in people
When they say they've seen it all but they've only ever gone halfway.
Hehe would be interesting to see that happen to my doctor friends.