Going to the Strippers
My wife hates it when I go to the strippers with the guys
She knows we're all stingy tippers and that she won't be getting much from us on her shift
My wife hates it when I go to the strippers with the guys
She knows we're all stingy tippers and that she won't be getting much from us on her shift
Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
not for free, I'm making it rain with my $1 bills
That's like buying a cow on Lay-by...
Btw that's impressive cos we only have $1 coins, so I feel bad for your wife being hit with shrapnel.
Lol
They throw loonies and toonies at them in Canada. It's pretty ridiculous
I watch my wife do the laundry. She's got the same complaint.
haha
lmao Cheap pricks!
that's us!
True, Women are only interested if you give them big ones.
Now this guy has a big package, you just know he will give your wife a big tip.
Umm, don't quite know how to tell you this, but I should confess. I was in Melbourne last week and we went to a spot where this stripper with a cat tattoo was bitching about her stingy tipping satirical columnist husband always on the computer ignoring her. She kept mumbling something about her Mother being pissed off that her son-in-law was late to dinner.
Your wife didn't happen to come home extra last one night last week did she? Hair a little disheveled? My friend was on the rebound and...well... so sorry.
That was pretty funny. I did not see that coming lmao
You shall pay her in the other way.
Strip clubs are the one thing not hit by inflation. $1 will still buy you a dance (although maybe not nearly as long of a dance) today, just as it did 20 years ago. With inflation over the last 20 years, we should be tucking $10 bills.
It hasn't gotten any cheaper for them to pay their way through college.