Full Body Massagetraf (81)in #funny • 8 years ago When you didn't know it was going to be that kind of massage but you're not complaining either gif from giphy #meme #punchline
Well it depends on your therapist and the ingredients being used for the massage
I prefer raw cocoa beans, mixed with some sweet relaxing songsit helps when they can sing
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no no get that zion away from me
Don't you want to go to the holy land?
If you're unlucky, you might have to close you eyes to make the best of it.
Or really squeeze your eyes real tight and try to think of peaches and balloons
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why you gotta dox my wife like that?
You're so bad!
Lol this is normally how it goes doesn't it?
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ya, the trick is to finish before she notices
I love my fully body massage. My therapist uses her whole body.
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the mannequin has come to life to steal a pair of eyebrows that will complete her transformation
Look at the back of her shirt, it clearly says massage, you're not allowed to lie about things like that, or else there are consequences
Looks like someone forgot to use their alt-account!
now...now lets be nice ;)
Hahaha, nice and gentle!
nice and non-presumptuous ;)
Got it, got it 😂
Why?
@steemnsfw should be saying such stuffs haha!
oh that's too mild by steemnsfw standards
Good thing there's a separate account for that then!
it's like when you have an angel and a demon sitting on each shoulder, when it strikes me that the masseuse is going wayyyy down, well that's when my demon gags my angel and the argument goes all quiet
your demon is giving your angel a massage of his own
mmm....that probably happens way too often
well i hope it doesn't become confusing for some of you guys
We all know what happened to George Costanza, getting befuddled can ruin the fun ;)
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lol thought it was a mole but it's actually my butthole
Haha, yeah that can be really confusing.
heavy message
aww
checking how many nipples it has
i can never tell
with cats that is, not women
:)))))
Lol!
this is not enough, need more hands!
https://giphy.com/gifs/massage-13bdZGLoyCsa8E
I heard that the
horniestsexist organ is the one between the ears.A dirty mind is a good place to start the massage
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Don't worry @trafalgar, soon there will be robots giving surprize happy ending massage :P
Now its just red balls, soon a whole body will come with it