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in #funny8 years ago

What you show your kids when they ask you why don't white and Asian people compete in track events?

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its all because of the chicken



This Is The Real Reason Why Rocky Trained With Chickens
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This reply is inspired by @peanutz post: Sum Ting Wong with This Menu

yeah thanks for opening the racist door for us peanutz

I have to agree with all our African brothers here, every other race have tried everything I mean everything to run faster.


If this doesn't make the white man run faster, you know she's going back with black tonight

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girl on the right is so white i thought it was a tattoo

I wonder what the baby behind her is doing. Probably not what the mother had in mind when she told the nanny to take her out for a stroll.

Asian mom's are faster, you can't outrun them, it's genetics


Good luck trying to escape the shoe beating - right @trafalgar?

could be the mom, could be the wife, we'll never know

It all comes down to physics. Running is actually a process of falling. You lean forward and then you need to use your feet to prevent from falling on your face.

Now the physics part of it.

When black lean forward they fall faster because they have a more heavy package hence they have to run faster to prevent from falling .

ahh I see, the darker color comes from the higher mass density, it all makes sense now

Haha I knew you would get it !

lol that has to be the smartest thing i have read all week here on Steemitnot

The guy that proved the theory got the Nobel price - it has to be true

It is not a coincidence that most swimmers who win gold are of European or Asian descent and most speed runners who win gold are of West African descent. Europeans and Asians have longer torso relative to leg length, and West Africans are the opposite. It is also no coincidence that people of Polynesian descent can do very well in sports that require a great deal of strength (but not as much speed) tend to do very well such as rugby and certain positions in American football.

girl in the background was like...well shit, i didn't see that coming

hhahaha...as she knows what is going to happen

Who says Asians can't run fast?

They just need a reason to run

They're practical that way

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i guess we just need some sort of reptile to chase us

Hmmm, I must have some Asian blood in me cuz I hate reptiles, esp. snakes.

haha ok that's funny, i don't remember that scene in Jurassic park but, must be the Tokyo edition

White men can run

They just can't jump

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he just thought it was a limbo competition

Well, he failed at that too.

Sometimes running can be very difficult, so a suit is required


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hmm she'd be a good swimmer too, she's dressed for it and I bet she'll never sink

haha yeah the perfect life guard. Move over hoff

Good discretion not showing the adult version, which would be more like a three-legged race for some.

definitely not the Asians

agreed, those are really short legs that black bear has

An original meme for you

I heard there's even a sports version of the maths olympiad

racist huh diebitch? what the rest of us can't do math is that what you're saying

1+1=11....no wait, 1+1=69.....yeah that's better, see, there is no need to generalized

by we I meant humans

what a politically correct pussy answer :P

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