Cut The Tension With A Knifetraf (81)in #funny • 8 years ago (edited)When you find yourself at the table with two of your exes gif from giphy #meme
Yeah, the probability of something good coming of this is minuscule
The Likelihood of Shit Hitting The Fan Is As Good As You Not Having A Threesome With Your Two Exes Tonight....
...Recommendation Sneak The Hell Out
my odds are looking great but fingers crossed
You look really stressed so this little ball won't do any good
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You're gonna need something bigger to match your level of stress
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Hope that helped.
damn, need a hemorrhoids stress ball bad
If your two exes were also your two cousins, you would have this happen at every family get together.
they are, which makes it awkward as our kids call us aunt and uncle sometimes
Compose yourself, regroup from the initial terror and ask yourself logical questions like
Ok, it could be worst...thanks goodness it's only exes & not the wife & gf also
you've got 99 problems and bitches be all of them
That's too many, try to keep problems down to 4, 1 limb to keep each at bay.
When you are with the missus and spot the ex
Casually leave before you get killed!
what the hell is up with his beard there?
dried juice sparkling in the sun. After eating his new gf.
You can get off balance if one of them eventually ask a question
massive? I'm lucky if anyone can spot it
Exes, WHY?
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because they dumped you
Why did you leave me traf, we were so good
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Aaaaa!Thats my favorite scene in Breaking Bad!He could really cut the tension with a knife😂😂😂
yeah and walter can really break the ice ;)
You are unlucky man, I think this is your situation @traf!
When you don't know what just happened