Careful Not To Get It On Your Hands...

in #funny8 years ago

What it looks like when you're forced to wipe with just the last remaining square of toilet paper

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@traf,
My father tried to be innovative, he said no more Papers, so we can keep our hands clean :D Let's see how it works lol :P

Cheers~

it's like that lighter app i use to troll people when they ask if I have a light

@trafalgar,
Lol :D Sometimes in future, you might get this paper too lol :D

Cheers~

Worse than that is when it's bountiful but just out of reach

What cruel person would design such a toilet, unless it's a toilet for giants

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I don't get this, is the worst thing to do to get off your seat a bit?
like you're suppose to have finished your shit before wiping your ass right? Or have I just been doing it wrong?

Sometimes, you get a sticky hanging one and if you get up, you end up with a little chocolate dough in your underpants.

hahah i was expecting him to leave a trail

When you dont have a square to spare.

Hate to see what the chick in that stall looked like after Elaine took off!

this is why i only use the disabled toilets

This is why I hate the covered holders, you never know how much is there until you're done

At least, you got a square, I only got half a square :'

not even enough to roll a joint with
a nice turdy joint to smoke

Hmmm, that might help me forget about the lack of toilet paper.

The secret is to wipe with your hands and then once you're done, use the toilet paper to wipe your hands.


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Just be careful not to burst a hemorrhoid.

guess it's better than wiping with your own shit

The problem of always having something stuck behind your fingernails.

Just use your teeth to clean it

The nutella smile.

Maybe she uses one of them fancy toilets that squirt water at your bum hole when your done

Hope it's not a high pressure cleaner

Use this trick when toilet paper are over..

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You asked for it...

yeah you might need more than 1 square for that

lol the last shopping cart of toilet paper can't help you there

Eating that much Indian isn't good for you

That is some serious stuff. I am thinking a spade would be a start.

Good lord I think you need to see a doctor

When “toilet paper” is refusing to take a shit from this asshole today!
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i've mastered using the center of the roll

Haha tp has feelings too


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none of my business where your wife keeps her pills

sometimes business can be a bitter pill

It took me a minute (it's still early in the morning), but I'm there now! My wife has/ had turned to complete abstinence as the best prevention.

Plan b?
Use under wear

The kind that easily tears into squares, and is super absorbent.

Lol, in such cases, I solve the problem with toilet paper quickly, ha ha ha :D

could use that trick with a $100 bill

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