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Bosses have eyes in the back of their head. The slow knife will cut the deepest the next time you ask for a raise.

"Lol, Christmas bonus this year? Your bonus is that you got to work with me all year!"

Slowly dying inside

:-D

She's so sexy you can forget that she has those toethumbs

@traf,
Dude you reminds me how my wife act when she found her friends lol :D

I agree, she also a boss type :/

Cheers~

When you realise the jokes on you.


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This could also apply to when you ask your significant other for morning sex.

hope he won't say "you're fired" immediatly ...

Yep, wasn't funny in the first place

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