Babysitters Are Expensive

in #funny8 years ago

friend: What? Why does your babysitter charge 8 times more than the market rate?
me: No idea...

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Same here, supply is kinda short in my part of town


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Bottom of The Market - you get what you pay for
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oh nice, it's the pole dancing lady at the local strip joint, didn't know she had a baby sitting side gig

Extra value is all about the service, so what's in your terms and condition?


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haha maybe dad can breastfeed him

I doubt he would even try :)

That is the kind of babysitter every aspiring pimp should get when his parents are away

hey traf...if you like this one, please scroll all the way to the bottom of your last post and check out my other one....I even pimped a cutie just for you.

btw. I could not upvote my reply or your post as I was on my stupid el-cheapo mobile browser and the damn upvote button would not stick, upvoted both mine and yours now!

Sincerely,
Josh - Aspiring Steemit Pimp

i'll vote you up here for missing the other one :)

depending on which part of town you're from, it could very well be his grandmother

Now that's how you get some Bang for your bucks

yeah, tho at my friend's bucks he got more than just a bang
that crap didnt stay at vegas, i'm pretty sure he got those spots for life

Because you have a lot to give, :)

not after today's market movements I don't!

Whelp.... Looks like I'll need a second shower this morning.

just don't let her have asparagus beforehand and you're be fine

As a veteran of this war called parenting, I'd just like to tell you that in order for the woman you pay to come over at night to be considered a "babysitter" you are required to actually have a child.

well sometimes she brings her own child and we leave him in the back room by himself for a while

Because she takes care of my little boy ...

you bet she does

she should :)

Depends who she is babysitting haha

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