You Can't Escapetraf (81)in #funny • 8 years ago (edited)When you've just had garlic bread for lunch and they can't run gif from giphy edited from a double post #meme
When the lady has bad breath but a body you cant get enough of
reminds me of my wife
except the body bit
hahaha...nobody can create instant punchline like you
How are you meant to face fuck her...
Fail
just need to unscrew the mouthpiece
Nice
why the double post? not enough sleep?
haha edited into a different one
steemit was acting up on me
If you can't get away from it
Put it in a bag
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no smell, probably just her looks
Lol, he's probably just put off by her masculinity.
Meh I'd still do her.
@steemnsfw, I think you'd do anything, but that's just my opinion.
Why turn down a good opportunity to make someone smile.... Or gag
This should kill the garlic smell
And it would probably kill you, too
works better if he flips the cigarettes upside down
Oh, I can't stand it {sob}
The fumes from your garlic breath is stinging my eyes
yeah, if only danerys' dragons breathed garlic breath instead she'd have conquered westros by now
That's cos you're a wuss
When your gf has dental plaque and you don't want to come in front of her mouth.
this is a strange joke and a gif that didn't make much sense, but i laughed anyway :p
Can always come on her tits instead
Yeah plaque smells bad than farts
Let's try this again:
Can always come on her tits instead
Ultra fresh breath spray works 100% of the time all the time
Or just send them blind!
ah lots of girls use it this way when I'm around
and they favor a brand called 'mace' or something
Yeah ive had one used on me that was being called a 'taser' or something
Never squirt in the eyes. Aim lower
Like a gentleman
A little spray is all you need
And it's got UV rays protection, too
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yeah, brushing your teeth is for losers
Mmm I got some cream to add to that if you want
You can add that to your coffee..it should give you extra boost.
Salty caramel it is
My girlfriend don't care about shit when she feel horny.
its like when they gnaw at the condom and flick it into your knob thinking its sexy
Mate your girlfriend is a bit of a dog
If you are not a vampire, it isn't big problem. No need to escape..
haha no garlic, but he ate it with the finest silverware so he still died
He lives in a coffin so is he already dead? I am a little bit confused.