05/17/17 - Limerick #18

To have gas in school with no scruple.
Is against the law as a pupil.
With gaseous wrath.
Teach kids some math.
Two farts and two burps is quadruple.

https://heatst.com/politics/supreme-court-could-decide-if-kids-can-be-arrested-for-fake-burping-in-class/