My cat is a coy a$$hole
He really is...he is so dainty and finicky but so much in control of my household. He knows that I minimize vacation time because he is high maintenance and neurotic. He was a troubled runt with a broken tail but is now a king...king of my house. I am no longer in control because his needs are most important. I can go solve world peace but better be sure to be home in time to feed him his organic, grainfree, rangefree, raw food. He probably is staring at me at night as I sleep, wondering how he can work his next move. In all seriousness, these tuxedo cats are extremely smart, they know how to get what they want.
Here the A$$hole is lounging in the hotel I lived in for 3 months, I had to upgrade to a corner suite so he would have windows...
He likes to show his guns to the ladies, constantly flirting when we are supposed to be doing other things.
He looks pretty content in his accommodations!