How not to celebrate a Super Bowl win.

If your team just won the Super Bowl, what would you do? If it were the 90s, you'd say "I'm going to Disney World!"

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But it is not.

So don't.

But also don't do this:

According to Super Bowl champion and complete loon, Jason Kelce, during the Eagles' victory parade in Philadelphia, a fan approached one of his teammates. Then the fan dumped some ashes into the player's hands and informed him that they were his grandfather's ashes.

WTF?

What are you supposed to do with that? Do you toss them on the ground? Put them in your pocket? Extinguish a victory cigar in them?

There is no right answer because that should never happen.

Congratulation random Eagles fan, you perplexed and freaked out everyone involved!

In case you don't believe this is real.

https://sports.yahoo.com/jason-kelce-says-eagles-fan-poured-grandfathers-ashes-teammates-hands-181127705.html