Gronkowski will not run in the Kentucky Derby. (Jim Shorts Reports)
In a decision that has all of the horses in the Kentucky Derby breathing a sigh of relief, Gronkowski will not run in the Derby.
Thank goodness he won't be near the horses. He might eat one (or all) of them.
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It turns out Gronkowski has a minor infection that will prevent him from running in the race. It is a good thing too. Odds are that not only would Gronkowski win the race, he would then lift up his competitors and break them over his knee WWE style.
This just in. Mr. League Sources has reported that this is not Rob Gronkowski, the freak-show Tight End for the New England Patriots.
Apparently, there is a horse named after Gronk.
Neither are running in the derby.
Carry on.