Making Friends.

theleafy (53)in #funny • 8 years ago (edited)

I have like literally 2 friends on this world. Always i've been the person that everyone disliked when they first met and then like more if they have time to spend with me. So usually you know i'm one of those cold person that they say 'hmm she is weird like cold and unfriendly'. That's true.

Because no i can't do it, it's just not my character. I was searching online how i can make people like me. So i found this 'Time' magazine article and thanks to them wanted to try their 10 simple ways to make people like me. (I'll add the article link in the end)

ASK QUESTIONS

So today at the work i met this woman and said 'how old are you?' and she smiled at me and said 'how do you think?'..

I said 35 to a 23 years old. Apparently i couldn't make this way work for me. But who knows maybe it might work for you. By the way you all look like 20 years old, my Steemians.

TALK MORE, NOT LESS

Okay, i can try to do this but the more i speak, the conversation goes more to why i do believe in aliens and they're between us. It always makes the other person uncomfortable and tries to call hospital. (Instead of Mulder)

GIVE YOUR TIME

Dude, where do i find time to give someone while i watch all the Netflix shows in one night?

LISTEN BETTER

I always do listen, even their 7 hours tinder dates and how in the end it didnt come out how they expected but they ended up together because you know, NOT MANY CHOICES AFTER SOME AGE.

REALLY AND TRULY CARE

This is a nice one. Care, my friends, you always care. But i can say this is not the way to make friends because anyone will dump you in a second when you care more.

ADMIT IT, YOU DONT KNOW EVERYTHING

That's why we have google, silly!

GO FOR THE LAUGH, EVERY TIME

Ok this is easy one, oh wait PO PO POKEEEEER FACE POPOPOOOO POKER FACE.

LIGHTEN UP

If i was a person like that, why would i be on a page called '10 simple ways to make people like you'
I'm sorry for being a dark person. Is there any club for it?